Dean of Biscuits
There’s distinguished, and then there’s chews-with-his-mouth-closed distinguished. This esteemed gentleman didn’t claw his way to the top of the faculty lounge just to be mistaken for your average lapdog. With a pipe full of wisdom and a cardigan woven from tenure itself, he’s here to grade your fashion sense — and you’re barely passing.
Wear it when you want to look important but also like you might bark at someone in a town hall meeting.